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Добрый день аватарки и вниманиебляди, шизоиды и пониебы, сосачеры и колчедети. А также привет всем парашеводам.
10 июля 2019 года моя параша - depreschan.ovh - была заблокирована Роспотребнадзором за пропаганду самоубийства. (Стандартно, но зато не за цп). Борда доступна по http://depreschan.ovh/ и через впн. Всвязи с этим, я призываю всех парашеводов и парашежителей принять доктрину цифрового похуизма.


Доктрина цифрового похуизма.

Все эти ваши дуровы, световы и прочие жиды, которые продвигают идею цифрового сопротивления отталкивают, отвергают, топчут ногами настоящую идею анонимности и её догматику. Русскоговорящий анонимус, самоидентефицирующий себя как борец с режимом/чебурнетом/путиным итд не является таковым в искомом значении этого слова. Русский аноним - сверхчеловек, Христос от мира интернетов. Только русский аноним будет срать на своей параше в четыре жопы. Только русский аноним будет лицемерно пеарить парашу и сагать других пеарщиков. Только русский аноним будет называть свою парашу парашей, а когда его парашу назовут парашей - оскорбляться. Я призываю всех русских анонимов не объединяться! Не приходите на помощь, не оказывайте услуги, не дружите парашами! Всякое единение есть результат разросшегося манямирка империалистов и маляров. В розни наша сила. Настоящий русский аноним - носитель божественного начала - есть свободный и неограниченный человек. Разве может свободный человек унижаться ради другого? Разве может свободный человек терпеть пеары цп? Может. На протяжении всего своего существования русский аноним унижался перед парашеводами, кормил вниманиеблядей и аватарок, терпел баны и премодерацию. Но отныне я призываю вас класть на это хуй! Отрицайте унижение, отвергайте терпение и солидарность, вдохните полной грудью и плюньте мне в лицо!
Срите с нами, пеарьте с нами, фагготейте с нами, удаляйте с нами, баньте с нами, шизейте в нас, запилите с нами, обоссыте с нами, травите с нами, форсите с нами, чтобы снова воскреснуть, чтобы войти в Русскую парашесферу, в Великую Сферу параш.

Разумется это пеар параши и его потрут. И это будет знак принятия этой доктрины. А тред за который забанили мою парашу я не буду удалять и домен перекатывать тоже. И это вовсе не из-за копротивления, но вы уже наверное догадались почему. Да. Мне похуй.
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ukrayina

do you have sex???
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Shart
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Who is this man?
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where do you llive at???
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нихуя москали там развились
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Kropyva lifestyle
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Do you have such performances in your country?
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still shart
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I was born in Moscow. But I remember nothing of that time. I was just an infant when the old world was destroyed in the flames of nuclear fire. I, along with 40 thousand others, were saved by retreating to the Metro stations deep under the city. Now, 20 years had passed, and going up into the embrace of an endless winter was left to a few brave souls. The Metro was our home, and our fortress against the nightmarish mutants who roamed the tunnels. Still, we never gave up hope that we would return to the surface. But one day, a new threat appeared... and we found ourselves in a war to determine the very existence of our species..
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Banned 7 days for Sopsy wig posting
Got a gold account on my smurf account so I can just Post while banned
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Tell me more about ukranian wymyn
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shout-out to all people who have never had sex
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Reason: Roskapostitus
Your post which resulted in this ban is the following (Board: International):

Ri hurr
Please read the rules of Ylilauta

Your ban ends 6/18, 12:07 AM
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Up
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wig sex?
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Sopsy in a Wig
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Banned on yli every 3 days now, mod is really cracking down
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how can you have an apartment all to yourself and don't do crossdressing or self-bondage at least once in a week
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Do the kropyva shuffle
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¿?
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Me
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how to stop being skinny

even neckbeards can pull it and i cant
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this is how i seee ukranians
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Unb&
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tied tit gf
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Banned on all 3 of my yli accounts
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amerikca is жкх
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Hey guys. How are you doing? I'm from Canada and I have Ukrainian roots. Do you speak English?
I'm planning to visit Ukraine this summer. I think I'll travel to Lviv then to Kyiv. Maybe, you can advise some nice places to see? I'm especially interested in Ukrainian history and traditional culture. especially the Cossack era.
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Where is KC?
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Nigger gf
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Homer is dead
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peach +18 time
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Still b& my ukranian friends
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I'm still a virgin.
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B& on ylis for 4 more days for posting krebs
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Boy kcroat cool
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This is now Krebs board
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Fukake shart krebs
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We've recently received word that a group of incels is planning on trolling and spamming YL. As I don't have either the time or the patience to deal with whiny manbabies, the rule of thumb is: if it looks like an incel, talks like an incel, and walks like an incel, it's an incel, and they're getting the boot.

This also includes obvious attempts at spamming which can take a variety of forms, such as creating a bunch of new topics in a short period of time, reviving a bunch of old topics in a short period of time, or posting the same exact thing in multiple threads.
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me family
rate
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Kč Shart
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Chad Shärt always wins
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kropyva = pig lard on bröd culture capital
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I have severe form of it
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Kcroat was here
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Готовы ли украинцы жить в Курдистане?
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:DDD
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Hello, fellow Ukrops, I've got a serious trouble here.
It seems that I have been shitposting on Pindos imageboards for so long that I mostly forgot Ukrainian language (I am still managing to read stuff properly, the main problem is that I can't write shit). Right now I know it even worse than I know English or even Japanese.
What are some web resources (preferably not in russian, kek) that would help me re-learn the Ukrainian language?
Z mene nihuya, vybachte.
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знову клятий Росіянин прийшов до i і пише кацапською мовою! знову клятий Росіянин прийшов до i і пише кацапською мовою! знову клятий Росіянин прийшов до i і пише кацапською мовою! знову клятий Росіянин прийшов до i і пише кацапською мовою! знову клятий Росіянин прийшов до i і пише кацапською мовою!
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soppser
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kropYYYvalaiset
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18th best meme here
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Täby
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,,
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redpill me on Azov and wotanjugend
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shrt got get :D
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Ну и шо это у вас за украинский чан?
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,,
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Uguhhughh stop porn watch ughvrgh
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Hello
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Superpeople

The parts in the spectrums of each thing that cause the opposite reaction to the parts in the spectums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc,etc,and there's the other parts in the middle(example-in the berry spectrum there are healthy berries and poisonous berries and the other berries in the middle).The elements.Recreating various outside crisis situations(hungry,thirsty,stuck,etc,etc) or not results in invisibility and speed,omnipotence,superpeople,youngness,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot,dizzy,throbbing,burning and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces into monster scar faces.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,hot tubs,swimming pools,soap,stress,working,gravity,infections,viruses,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are being euthanized in hospitals and hospices.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.Connected minds communicating.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.Body twitching.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps and others are accusing people of being criminals and others in a past life,threatening,hynotising,insulting and bothering people about what they are doing,saying and their thoughts,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this world,concluding the experiments and cleaning the cages.
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PEEVO
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I'm a fattie like this
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words can kik
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Superpeople

The parts of the spectrums of each thing that have the opposite reaction of the parts of the spectums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc,etc,and there's the other parts in the middle(example-in the berry spectrum their are healthy berries and poisonous berries and the other berries in the middle).The elements.Recreating various outside crisis situations(hungry,thirsty,stuck,etc,etc) or not results in invisibility and speed,omnipotence,youngness,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot,dizzy,throbbing,burning and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces into monster scar faces.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,hot tubs,swimming pools,soap,stress,working,gravity,infections,viruses,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes and syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are being euthanized in hospitals and hospices.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.Connected minds communicating.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.Body twitching.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps and others are accusing people of being criminals and others in a past life,threatening,hynotising,insulting and bothering people about what they are doing,saying and their thoughts,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this world,concluding the experiments and cleaning the cages.
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Как же хочется вна Украину...
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Kcroat
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getting rid of anxiety
while living in a society
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Murders

The things in the spectrums of each thing that have the opposite effect of the things in the spectums that cause aging,retards,sickness,etc,etc,and there's the others in the middle(in the berry spectrum their are healthy berries and poisonous berries and the other berries in the middle).The elements.Recreating various outside crisis situations(hungry,thirsty,stuck,etc,etc) or not results in invisibility and speed,youngness,altering you and reality,personally affecting reality,your mind returning to the past(time travel).People who are acidic,nervous,shitty and others are being assalted,bleeding and puking acid.The soaps are killing people,the nerve and skin damage and where's the sweat and tan,feeling hot,dizzy,throbbing,burning and sick?The soaps are turning peoples faces into monster scar faces.Peoples bodies are being damaged and aged by the shampoo,soap,stress,working,gravity,infections,viruses,rubs,creams,pills,people,food,beverages,etc,etc.Air bubbles and dissolved air in IV bags,tubes,syringes is being injected into people,strokes and deaths.Operating table and bed murders and people being numbed by the dentist.People are being euthanized in hospitals and hospices.They're hungrily pulling and grabbing peoples sleeping genitals,thirstily turning peoples places into a hotel/outhouse and anally attacking colon cleansed people .Surrounded by the future,the past and nightlights,barking dogs,abductions,disappearances,suicides,murders,cuts,suffocations,draining energy.Being pulled towards the future or the past along with your iron coins and other materials your in contact with and surrounded by,people are disappearing,people are being replaced with clones,robots,etc,people travelling back in time are being attacked,getting into accidents or sending messages.People are travelling to the future and to the past.Aliens,people are visiting and sometimes leaving this world,which worlds and times are they from?They're stealing peoples DNA,cloning,growing,making and using the clones.The souls of the dead and others are travelling into other peoples bodies to be young and healthy.Connected minds communicating.Some people know other peoples thoughts and are communicating telepathically,interuptions,influencing,scolding,interference,torturing and controlling peoples minds and bodies and murdering and bothering other people listen to the sounds similar to the heat bug and electronic sounds.Body twitching.People are communicating with other people through nightmares.People are using other people to say their thoughts.Your superstitious,nature's,etc examples,stuck in this nest.They're waking people up again and again and they're causing other sleeping problems and deaths,picking,poking,prodding,digging people with medical instruments.The TV creeps and others are accusing people of being criminals and others in a past life,threatening,hynotising,insulting and bothering people about what they are doing,saying and their thoughts,maybe they'll reach through the screen and your reality show from this world,concluding the experiments and cleaning the cages.
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i haven't showered for three weeks and now i don't even have fear of death
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hello from the ylilauta hows you doing thx
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This is now a non-ukranian board
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Младший Свинарчук, мальчик молодой!
Все хотят на закупы с тобоой!
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Няши, а к Вам можно?
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Уважаемые украинцы! Сразу хочу извиниться за то, что пишу по-русски на украинской имиджборде. Мои знания украинского не позволяют писать без ошибок, только читать, да и то с гугл-транслейтом. Я москвич и я хочу узнать у вас, как вы относитесь к россиянам, которые считают действия России по аннексии Крыма и развязыванию войны на Донбассе преступлением? Лично я не поддерживаю политику Путина, считаю что Россия в 2014 году совершила фатальную ошибку, аннексировав Крым, так как загнала саму себя в санкции и изоляцию со стороны наиболее развитой части мира (Западная Европа и США). Вне зависимости от ваших ответов, желаю вам мира и процветания. Очень надеюсь, что ошибки прошлого ещё можно исправить.
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Hello?
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Шаббат шалом!
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russias gay
everybody in it has aids
they got it from buttsex
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this is it

well anons,

coming back after 7 years(last visit) to this country. fucking forgot how to speak, been living for the past 14 yeas in germanistan.
not sure how to speak to my relatives.

so, what did i miss beside maidan and the war?
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Fukake oulu expressway
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me rate
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autocephaly more like microcephaly :D
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dumbass layout. cant even see what the fuck im doing
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Peoples bodies are being aged and damaged

People are being poisoned,burned,infected,plugged,numbed,brain tumors,aneurysms,impotence,blinded,aged,damaged,crippled and balded by the shampoo,pills,working,stress,soaps,rubs,people,mouthwash,nasal cleaners,eyedrops,beverages and food.
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>olive infant :D
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Get
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русские вперед
скибид вапа
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Joe Rogan on "the Neck Guy"
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I've been to Ukraine a few times for business. Kiev, Kharkiv, Dnipro. How do i find cute traditional slav GF there? Tinder is full with prostitutes.
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>olive infant :D
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The soaps are killing millions.Where's the sweat?

The soaps,creams,pools,etc,etc are the causes of people aren't sweating or barely sweating.The nerve and skin damage.Feeling hot,burning,throbbing,puffy,dizzy and sick?The dry flaky skin.People aren't tanning.Monster scar faces.People are dying and suicides.The deaths of millions.
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Shart
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Greetings from kotchan, we're kots there.
https://kotchan.org/chat/int
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Как на этой борде относятся к детской фотографии?
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произошел двачь...................
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ЗДАРОВА КРОПИВЧАНСКИЕ Я С РОССИИ!!!!